"You smell nice already"

Luke Hemmings trying to sell his album to a middle aged man (via 5sos-fangirling)

5-seconds-of-awkward:

The irony that a man at Target asks Michael where the microwaves are… +

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5-seconds-of-awkward:

The irony that a man at Target asks Michael where the microwaves are… +

drunkoncal:

Imagine - After Luke had successfully gotten your number after flirting with you for like 15 minutes 

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drunkoncal:

Imagine - After Luke had successfully gotten your number after flirting with you for like 15 minutes 

cliffsbonana:

I would go to target every single day if it meant I got to see 5sos slacking on the job

nudelukes:

target employee luke sees you in the store sometimes and tries to sell you weird chips and random furniture to get you to stay longer 

(via extravirginlucas)

Hello crazy ratchet hair and terrible lighting. 👋

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(via defcliff0rd)

(Source: 5sosfficial, via slayhood)

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(Source: 5sosfficial, via slayhood)

I really wanna go to the forum tomorrow but 1. Mom’s got no money and 2. I have an apt at 7 in the morning to dye my hair. 😞

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: wearentinthecrowd, via extravirginlucas)

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via pizza)

(Source: wizlaqueefa, via zaynthirsty)

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(Source: wizlaqueefa, via zaynthirsty)

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

image

(via confirmance)

bbymikey:

new target employee!luke screwing up your purchase so he has to delete the entire sale and start over and target employee!calum calls over target manager!ashton because luke looks like he needs a bit of help and when they come off for a break, target employee!michael gives luke shit about screwing up because he’s a ruthless bastard